Today at the Stall
Operational status for Saturday, 22 August 2026. Rotates at 05:00 UTC, when the barrow is loaded and nobody is in a position to argue.
Employee of the Day
Marta
Chief Risk Officer (Slippage)
Limes on the barrow
789
At open
Desk occupancy
50%
There are four desks
Days since last incident
10
Long may it continue
Operations
- Barrow
- Repositioned nine inches east for tax reasons.
- Printer
- Warming up (day 4)
- Staff restaurant
- Soup of the day: lime.
- Weather
- Overcast. Limes unaffected. Morale down four points.
All-Staff Notice
From Dave
Limes on desks
Limes may be kept on desks. Limes may not be kept in drawers. This is not negotiable and I will not be taking questions.