Today at the Stall
Operational status for Tuesday, 6 October 2026. Rotates at 05:00 UTC, when the barrow is loaded and nobody is in a position to argue.
Employee of the Day
Gus
Night Limes
Limes on the barrow
276
At open
Desk occupancy
50%
There are four desks
Days since last incident
9
Long may it continue
Operations
- Barrow
- Deployed, but at an angle.
- Printer
- Low on cyan. Prints only in cyan.
- Staff restaurant
- Warm lime. The fridge is the printer's fault.
- Weather
- Fog. The flower stall has vanished. No further comment.
All-Staff Notice
From Marta
Slippage
Four limes rolled into the road this morning. Under our framework this is slippage, not loss. Please update your models.